Monday, August 10, 2009

A 5AM Contemplation of Possible Headlines in Today's Sport Section of the Boston Papers

1. Broom ball
2. Sweep Revenge
3. Red Sox DOD (Dead on Departure)
4. Stick a Fork in the Red Sox
5. Red Sox Lay 31 Eggs in a Row
6. A Titanic Series - Red Sox Sinking in East
7. Red Sox Bomb on Broadway
8. Do I Hear the Fat Lady Singing
9. Call the Doctor- Sox Show No Signs of Life
10.Sox Face Sweeping Changes
11.Boston Massacre(d)
12.Papi and Sox in Need of Supplements

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