Tuesday, June 7, 2016

Strike One, You're Out

More thoughts on neutering offense 
1. Move the bases 120 feet apart
2. Move the mound to Little League distance
3. Allow pitchers to use steroids
4. Ban starting pitching and only permit relievers who throw more than 100 MPH on every toss
5. Remove all lighting and make batters rely on moonlight
6. One strike and you're out
7. Six balls for a walk
8. Four minute maximum half inning
9. Scuff up every ball with sandpaper.
10. Make one league not use a designated hitter (oh, sorry that is actually still happening).

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