Tuesday, January 31, 2017

Breaking News - Donald Trump Receives Payment from ISIS

Would you believe Donald Trump is on the payroll of ISIS?

A report from a reliable source within the current administration who requested anonymity stated that, in response to last week's executive order, the terrorist organization had forwarded a letter expressing gratitude to our President and praising him for his "great courage."

 In the envelope was a one dollar bill which had replaced the face of  George Washington with Mr. Trump
"To the true father of America, and to the best recruiter our cause could hope for. Thank you Mr. President and keep up the great work. Believe us. (We cannot tell a lie)."
(This is an alternative fact tale)

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