Sunday, January 1, 2017

The Carrier (Pigeon) Explosion

("Trump Promises a Revelation on Hacking")

"It's very important, if you have something really important, write it out and have it delivered the old fashioned way, by courier because I'll tell you what, no computer is safe"

There was a huge uptick in the value of the Carrier Pigeon Company today. President-elect Trump's ringing endorsement of couriers for crucial messages sent the stock soaring.

After completely resolving our vexing "job deportation" dilemma with his masterful work at the "other" Carrier, in which a few jobs were to temporarily remain in Indiana at a cost of only, well kind of a lot to our government, Mr. Trump now has reinvigorated the dormant carrier pigeon industry. Mike Tyson has been named by the President-elect as the new czar of the fly by night industry.

I also have insider information that "Smoke Signals Are Us Inc." is launching a new ad campaign featuring the President-elect (he apparently has an undisclosed interest in the company).

And you wonder how anyone could not have voted for this genius.


Anonymous said...

good one


Anonymous said...

This is an absolute hoot! It is wonderful to at long last have SOMETHING worth laughing about with this election. Was happy to see The Post beginning to smell a rat with Mr. Trump's walking on eggs behavior in this Russian hacking situation (a nice mixed metaphor, huh?). Well... I studied engineering. Please keep these gems coming, they add a lot of sparkle to life.