Friday, December 21, 2018

Twas the Night Before Christmas in Donald's House

Twas the night before Christmas, all snug in their beds,
'Cept a creature in DC, with a strange orange head
His fingers were moving, the tweets coming fast
Recounting the names of those from his past
Gone Ayers and Zinke, from A right through Z
Gone Comey and Cohn, who start with a C
So long Sessions and Spicer, those two with an S
And Scaramucci, as bad as the rest
Bye Bannon, adieu Pruitt, au revoir to Hicks
No more Kelly or Priebus, of whom he'd grown sick
And Powell, Price and Porter, some more with a P
McGahn and McMaster, those two with Mc
Tillerson and Flynn, both now cast asunder
Last not least, Mattis, departed with thunder
These but a few of the many now gone
The bad list of Donald goes on and on
And this Christmas eve, no screams in their ears
Just the sweet sound of silence, no Donald near
They all will give thanks he is nowhere in sight
But a nightmarish dream, just one ugly night

For those now arriving to take their new seat
Just remember tomorrow you'll be taking some heat
So this night before Christmas, sleep tight in your bed
But you'll wake in the morn to a tweet in your head


Alex said...

Very clever!

Anonymous said...

Love it!!!!


Anonymous said...

BRILLIANT! loved the last line lois

Anonymous said...

You've done it again!!! So clever you are


Anonymous said...


Now a version from Adam Sandler’s Hanukkah Song????