Friday, January 11, 2019

The Updated Mother Goose

Dumpy Trumpy sat on his Wall
Dumpy Trumpy had a bad Fall
And an even worse Winter

Bad, bad black sheep
Are you just a fool
Yes sir, yes sir
Just ask Nancy Pelosi

Head, shoulders, knees and toes,
Head, shoulders, knees and toes
See, I told you I could name four body parts

Early to bed and early to rise
Means we are going to get a bottomless pit of tweets this morning

Don and Ivanka went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Actually, just Ivanka went 
Because Don was busy watching Fox and Friends

I'm an authoritarian ruler
Stupid and stout
Impossible to handle
Cause I don't negotiate, I just pout 

Its raining, its pouring
Actually, half the country is under water
While the rest suffers devastation from endless wild fires
But climate change is a fiction

Donald, Donald how does your garden grow
How the hell should I know
Go ask the illegal Mexican immigrants I hired 

Hey diddle, diddle
This job is a riddle
And how could a cow possibly jump over the moon
What idiot wrote that

  Little Donny Trump sat in his office
  Eating a burger and fries
  He got fat


Anonymous said...

how about: humpty trumpy sat on a wall
humpty trumpy will have a great fall
All the czar's horses and all the czar's men
couldn't make trumpty president again


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Fran said...

This grandpa stuff works well. More More